1. When It’s Acceptable To Swear Around Your Guy
Unlike my other previous observations, this one is not a suggestion. I just want you to know what you can get away with and why.I can tell you every swear word that has ever emanated from every important woman in my life. And I don’t…
Oh dear.
Who the fuck is this douchelord?
I can’t even. I can’t type fast enough in my phone to rage out like I want to. Who does this jerk think he is. Argh.Work day 7 of 8 in a row complete. I am very and grumpy.
Very tired. Fuck.
Work day 7 of 8 in a row complete. I am very and grumpy.
Coke is trying to crush a hugely popular and proven recycling scheme before it can be implemented nationally.
We’ve caught Coke red-handed peddling mistruths in an effort to stop governments adopting a national 10 cent Cash for Containers program. They claim it would ‘cost consumers a fortune’ and threaten kerbside recycling jobs. The truth is, this program would create jobs in the recycling industry and could potentially operate at nil cost.
Greenpeace want to air this commercial on digital television, during the Friday night footy game on Channel 9 to spread awareness and wake people up to the reality of scrapping a successful recycling programme. Not only does recycling sustain the environment, people have been earning a living through collecting recyclable containers, rather than pan-handling. Chip into the advertising campaign here to get this commercial on the air, please reblog and share this, there is so much more at stake than a couple of cents and recycled park benches!
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Marvellous.
(via adhomosexual)
Yes yes yes!
(via buttafuocofaceshooter)
Say I’m 32 years old and you’re 22 years old.
In how many years will we be the same age?
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Silly question, right? If you define aging as a process that stops at death, the only way we’ll ever be the same age is if I die first. If you don’t, then we’ll…
Pretty much
I have a camera coming in the post but customs are screwing me. Just finish processing my shit!
look I don’t really care if you wanna bang girls or bang boys or bang people who aren’t either or if you don’t wanna bang anyone ever and i dont rly care if you have tattoos or long hair or short hair or no hair or coloured hair but if you drink decafe coffee then I will always be suspicious of you and i will judge you.
Endorsed.
Yeah I could sleep. But it’s not looking likely.
I heaps don’t want to go to work tomorrow hey.
